Hullo.. You've reached Sam's blog. I'm sure you'll find something you like. I only have cool stuff here. Probably Marble Hornets. You should ask me about Marble Hornets... If you get bored, you could check out my Twitter or read some of the fanfiction I've written. There might be some links below. You'll find out that I'm really interesting. Sometimes I go outside and stuff.

 

total-eclipse-of-the-shart asked
I guess you could say he got *removes sunglasses* BONED

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lawdsmooze asked
THAT WAS NOT ME BY THE WAY

It was Noah

Anonymous asked
are you the skull or the dick?

Ya’ll need Jesus

lawdsmooze asked
i would really like to know where the fuck you found that picture and whether that person was already dead or if they died from lack of throat after this guy went hilt deep

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo Noah wasn’t supposed to post that

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS